Granted -Corrupted- a wish

This game is simple, all you do is granted their wish, but corrupt it too where something bad ends up happening instead.

For example

I wish that I had strawberry milk

-Wish granted-
But your strawberry milk ends up making your stomach wish it never drink it.


I'll begin,


I wish I never have too do school work.

-wish granted-
But now you fail every single class.

I wish for Misaki to cuddle me without anything bad coming as a result. O_O

granted o.o

but it was a misaki doll that she replaced herself with

Ryuu forgot to wish xD

I wish I won't play this game.

Wish granted,

But you end up going psycho in real life and eveywhere you went you would see a ninja coming at you.

I wish that Cafe World wasn't so addictive on facebook.

-Wish Granted-

You are officially rendered immobile by the forces of farmville.

I wish I could stay longer. *flees*

Wish granted,

Excepted you end up being glue too the computer too where you can't ever get off and forever totured by Queen Misaki

I wish for my posion ivy to disappear from my legs

Wish Granted
Now it is Poison Elm

I wish for world peace.

Wish granted

Except world peace causes totally collaspe of the place call paris

I wish that I had more chicken tenders

OOC: I think my wish came completely passed with no problems 0_o

Wish Granted
You are turned into a chicken tender.

I wish my computer wouldn't lag.

Wish Granted
Your computer crashed.

I wish I was God, and with the power of god, I would be invincible. <__<;

Wish granted,

But you suddenly wake up from your dream.


I wish I could teleport with no side effects.

Wish granted,

but due to a miscalculation in your minds telemetry, you are not missing your left leg.

I wish that the next person who posts doesn't post. e.e

Wish granted,

but due to destiny's constant changing flows someone else posts instead of the one who was meant to post o.o

I wish I could sneeze with me eyes open.

wish granted but one of your eyes falls out.


I wish thta my arm and leg where healed (i crashed a bike on saterday)

Wish granted,

but your nose remains as deformed as ever.

I wish that I had a fanciful can of soda.

Wish granted,

but suddenly a mini-taliban appears out of it suicide bombs himself killing you and the whole region you are living in it.

I wish I could beat Chuck Norris in rock-papers-scissors.

Wish Granted
But in a rage over losing for once in his life, out side that fake loss to Bruce lee XD, he attacks you.

I wish I could have a million cookies.

Wish granted,

You now also suffer from diabetes and hypertension. xD

I wish I could chew on the sun.

Wish granted,

but suddenly the moon chews you.


I wish I could switch on the lamp without being electrocated.

Wish granted
Now it is the only appliance that does not electrocute you.

I wish for next week to come so I can be on vacation from work.

Wish Granted,

Too bad for you that your work went on vacation with you too. (Working through vacation Ftl~ xD)

I wish for the perfect taco for me - and for me alone!

Wish granted
But then there is a massive taco shortage throughout the world and everyone comes to your house to take it.

I wish for the worlds most perfect donut.

Wish granted,

but it's eaten by Bruce Lee for a second so you never had the chance to see it or taste it or smell it or hear it o-o

I wish I could jump from any heights without dying or breaking anything.

Wish Granted

but you are falling down for all eternity, never breaking or dying in an endless fall of space and time. <___<:

I wish everyone was sent to the Abyss, so they would stop wishing, and I wouldn't accompany them to there.